Zuma relocates to the moon to avoid getting arrested
Former South African president Jacob Zuma bid farewell to South Africans this Sunday to avoid getting arrested.
Zuma, who has been in and out of court the last few years has finally decided to leave earth to avoid being asked about his corruption.
The former president left earth on Sunday afternoon to start a new life on the moon, where no one knows a thing about his corrupt past. “At last, I am a free man. No one on the moon knows anything about my past. My earthly crimes won’t count there. I will start a new life and make means to get rich quick again when I get there. Who knows? I might also become the president of the moon when I get there”, Zuma said.
Zuma left earth on a donkey, wearing an astronaut suit and a pair of sandals. He is expected to arrived at the moon in 2090 and start a new political party. He took with him a bottle of water, a bag of bananas and some curry chicken to live on.
Editor’s Note: The above is a satire article