New power station to be powered by Ramaphosa walking none stop in circles
A new power station is going to be built and it will be powered by President Cyril Ramaphosa and his friends walking endlessly in circles, government revealed on Wednesday night.
Ramaphosa, who loves jogging, will according to government, walk for the rest of his life, day and night, in circles, to make sure there is no load shedding in South Africa.
He will be joined by his friends Pravin, Tito, Ace, and other comrades.
He will be given breakfast in the morning, a Red Bull energy drink at midday, and pap, meat, and gravy at night, to keep him going.
“The President loves walking, he won an entire election by simply jogging. He may not afford to lend the country money from his billions, but we believe he can jog for us”, Rhandzu Ramara, a government spokesperson said.
According to Eskom, coal is becoming expensive and it sometimes gets ‘wet’, “but we believe if we can build a power station that can be powered by a walking man, we would never ever see load shedding again”, they said.
Ramaphosa will wear his favorite tracksuit and sneakers, and hopefully start walking at the beginning of next year.
Editor’s Note: The above is a satire article