Malema announces he will never eat food again after learning most foods are produced by farmers
Saying that he did not know that most foods come from farms all along, local man who whole heartedly hates farmers said today that he will never ever eat food again.
Speaking in Polokwane on Sunday, Malema revealed that all this time, he thought that food came from China since everything is made in China, “I honestly didn’t think that the food we eat comes from farms. I never thought of that. I have been deceived my whole life. I will never eat food again… never”, he said.
When he was asked how he will survive, Malema said he will only eat corn flakes going forward, “not food” he said.
At publishing time, Malema was still not aware that corn flakes are also made from corn, which also comes from farms.
~Editor’s Note: The above is a satire article