“I don’t have a bank account. I keep my money in my socks” Malema says to dodge Zondo Commission

The Zondo commission wants EFF leaders Julius Malema and Floyd Shivambu to present their bank records to the commission as part of an investigation into state capture.   Malema, Shivambu and their friends and families are reportedly being investigated for corruption and for benefiting from a number of state contracts. Malema defended himself on Sunday, revealing that he has never had a bank account in his life. He has always kept his money in his socks, Read more…

“There is no such thing as oxygen. We are breathing air, not oxygen”, Malema

Saying that he had never in his life seen a thing called oxygen, EFF leader Julius Malema said on Thursday said that people and animals breathe air, not oxygen. “We have always been made to believe that we breathe oxygen. We were lied to for so many years by people who have never seen this oxygen they tell us about themselves. Show me one person who has ever seen oxygen” the furious man said. Malema Read more…

“Farmers are hiding seed for meat from us, they grow meat and eat it alone”, Malema says voicing out his concerns

EFF leader Julius Malema has voiced out his worries concerning the lack of meat in other parts of South Africa, saying that government needs to allow people to plant meat in their backyards, “The people of South Africa should be allowed to plant meat in their own homes. We shouldn’t have to rely on farmers to plant and sell meat to us”, he said. “We should plant our own!” Malema shouted while addressing a group Read more…

Malema announces he will never use guns again after learning they were invented by whites

Saying that he did not know that guns were invented by white people, EFF leader Julius Malema revealed last night that he will never ever touch a gun or take a picture of a gun again in his life after learning that the first gun ever was made by Richard Gatling, a white man in the 1860s. “I was always under the impression that guns began in Africa. My uncles always told me that everything Read more…

Malema announces he will never eat food again after learning most foods are produced by farmers

Saying that he did not know that most foods  come  from farms all  along, local man who whole heartedly hates farmers said today that he will never ever eat food again.  Speaking in Polokwane on Sunday, Malema revealed that all this time, he thought that food  came from China since everything is made in China, “I honestly didn’t think that the food we eat comes from farms. I never thought of that. I have been Read more…

Gumede arrives at ANC integrity commission in a bus written ‘I didn’t steal the money, I took it illegally’

Former eThekwini mayor Zandile Gumede finally got her wish to attend the ANC integrity commission in a bus branded with her beautiful face and the words ‘I didn’t steal the money, I took it illegally’ to the hearing by the ANC provincial integrity commission. Saying that she could not come to the commission in the past, Gumede on Tuesday revealed that her bus was still being branded by a Durban based BEE car wrapping company.  Read more…

Motorists urged to switch off their headlights when driving at night to help Eskom save electricity

Saying that Eskom is really under a lot of  strain at the moment, the minister of Energy in South Africa Gwede Mantashe pleaded with South Africans on Monday afternoon  to please switch off the headlights of their cars when they are driving at night to help Eskom save electricity, “Eskom is under a lot of strain as we speak. And then you find people driving at night with their lights on. Please comrades let us Read more…

“Every South African household should have an airport”, reveals transport minister

Saying that the spread of Covid-19 was a wake up call for everyone, Transport minister Fikile Mbalula on Sunday questioned why households have garages for cars and no airports for airplanes? “This is not fair,” he said. “You see… if somebody wants to travel somewhere in their car they just head to the garage, get into their car and drive off. They don’t have to go crowded places where they can be exposed to deadly Read more…

“When I become president I’ll send engineers to the sun to see if there if enough land over there “, Malema

It looks like the land issue in South Africa might soon be resolved. Saying that the land here on earth is not enough for all of us, land lover and EFF leader Julius Son of the soil Malema said on Saturday that as soon as he becomes president he will send engineers to the sun to see if there is enough land over there for the people of earth, “We have been fighting because of Read more…